THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO MEALS DEALS FML

Now, I set skittles up my vagina, being lovable for my boyfriend on valentines day, so i would taste good. As he was eating me out, he pushed one skittle up thus far and couldn't get it out. I ended in up in the ER for four hrs, with laughing nurses. FML.his two daughters are irresponsible and unreliable heron addicts on methadone, so They can